(Russell) Vampire Royalty

True Blood Season 5 on DVD, Tuesday, May 21st. Season 6 airs, Sunday, June 16th only on HBO.

When I realize Russell wont be on True Blood anymore…

Why? Why God Why!!! *bursts into tears*

Sooooo……

“Russell what you gonna do about Steve being in a love triangle with Jason and Wes?” “Steve is in a love triangle with Jason!!!” “Omg this is happening! I know it!!” ……….. really now? Sorry to burst your bubble, but…


TB Spoilers: “A sexy, dangerous vampire named
Violet will be part of a love triangle in seasons 6 & 7. (Looks like she’ll be the 3rd side of the love triangle involving Jason and the other new vampire, Wes.)

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I am the devil’s smile…

 I’ll do whatever it takes to be the mistake you can’t live without…

2012 The Most Borin’ Apocalypse Ever

Well 2012 is over-ish. How nice. I knew it was goin’ to be a shit year because Whitney Huston died in Feb and retards like this are still livin’.

BUT I suppose it all wasn’t too bad. I was born again, killed Roman.. FINALLY!, I sang “You Light Up My Life” to my dinner…. killed tons of humans who didn’t deserve the lives I took from em.

Met a Goddess with amazin’ tits, corrupted a man of God, stole a werewolf puppy that would dub me a kidnapper…

Fell in love all over again, got played for a fool by a Viking, lost my temper and smacked a very pretty gal all in the name of Fae Blood..

Glamored Jason Stackhouse, went huntin’ for his sister, bounced around a field like a fly in a jar, ate a turbo charged fae and got drunk off my ass… loved it.

Attacked a fae strip club, got caught in their lights.. don’t trust tingly feelings! Let my guard down… fuckin’ died. Shit, good job kiddo.

Do I regret anything? Hmmm, nah, it was a good year.

I’d love to come to dinner…..

It’s that time of year again where we feast upon our poor innocent feathered friends. I hope everyone has a good holiday! Filled with wonderful memories and all that jizz. While you feast upon your birdie friend I shall enjoy my little ‘pixie’ friend with a side of Lilith blood. So yes, enjoy yourselves. Never know when I may crash your party. 

Happy Turkey Day… don’t get pepper sprayed tomorrow while you’re trying to cut in line at Best Buy. 

Primetime Emmy Award Reactions

Denis O’Hare’s first Emmy nomination is announced. Get down and party!!!

Day of the Emmys. Hell yeah! Lets do this!!!

Best Supporting Actor in a Mini Series or Movie category pops up. (he’s got this shit. Wonder what he’s gonna say in his speech)

He doesn’t win…(Processing…)

WTF!!!! (freaks out)

It’s going to be okay…

No it’s not!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blows up*

Michelle Obama….

Again inspired by a woman…. That’s all I have to say about that…